Larry King suggested to Jerry Seinfeld that Seinfeld got cancelled. Find the video online. It's amazing.

I had some street food yesterday. It's some crazy Chinese fruit that's like a cross between an apple and strawberry. They put a bunch of them on a wooden stick and then dip them in caramel. It's pretty fantastic. And it cost 26¢. Sweet. Literally.

Special thanks to Jenny for the birthday package. The card (yes, I opened it a week early) made me laugh hysterically. I'll probably frame that joker, because it is that funny. It has to do with arm-flap like less-than-young women develop. O man.

Midterms are coming up. Ay carumba.

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